This visitor came in without anyone noticing. He found his spot, worshipped along with us, and decided to stay for classes. That was when he was finally noticed.
He wasn't the best looking visitor, bless his heart, and once people saw him they moved on to other seats, some of us as far away as possible.
Yes, I was part of it. I didn't like the looks of him, so I sat as far away as I could. I really wasn't trying to be ugly, and in fact I didn't even notice until I heard some other ladies talking about him. But I sure didn't try to be friendly with him!
I listened to some of the others talking about him, and I even got in on the talk a little bit. It really was pretty funny what they were saying. They were saying that someone needed to go over there and escort him out, but we couldn't pick the right person for the job. He was dirty looking and diseased (probably) and he just wasn't right for our church!
Well, class time was finally over, and we all got out of there quickly without making any eye contact. But someone did manage to take a quick, discreet picture with her cell phone:
By the way, the story is true (more or less - there really was a mouse) but that's not actually a picture of our visitor.
1 comment:
Okay, that's hilarious!
You are too funny. I wouldn't have just been talking, I would have been SCREAMING!
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